For a car that’s supposed to be one of the fastest ever made, the new Tesla Roadster certainly took its sweet-ass time getting here. It’s been nearly a decade since Elon Musk made the surprise announcement about plans to build a next-gen Roadster.

Now, the Tesla Roadster is finally expected to make its production-ready debut at an event in Waco, Texas — and the timing couldn’t be worse. The new Roadster is set to arrive in an EV market beset by high energy prices, political turmoil, and consumer uncertainty.

The tax-credit-fueled exuberance of the post-covid years has since given way to slower sales and fewer options. Automakers are scaling back their EV plans as sales stall in the US.

Even Tesla, the market leader that has weathered its own share of chaos, is still struggling with shrinking demand and lowered expectations. But the Roadster isn’t your average EV.

It’s the ultimate status symbol, defined by its outrageous promises and elusiveness. Musk has said the Roadster can accelerate from 0–60mph in less than two seconds, will have a top speed over 250mph, and will come with an optional “SpaceX package” that adds cold-gas thrusters, enabling it to “fly a little.”

The Roadster isn’t a compelling product because it might be able to briefly hover (although that would be pretty impressive). In the years since it was first announced, it’s become defined by its unattainability.

It’s vaporware in the extreme. After years of missed deadlines, it seemed likely that the Roadster would go the way of the solar roof tiles, battery swapping, robot charging, and other Tesla projects that were once promised but never delivered.

Several reservation holders, like OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and YouTuber Marques Brownlee, canceled their orders under the assumption that the Roadster would fail to launch. For the average buyer, it was double-locked behind broken promises and an astronomical price tag.

Like a broken clock, Musk occasionally delivers on his outrageous promises — or at least a scaled-down version of the original promise. Tesla’s robotaxi service may not cover 50 percent of the US population, but dozens of its steering-wheel-less Cybercabs currently roam the streets of Austin, Texas.

The Cybertruck may not be able to float in water, but it definitely exists. I’m told you can even buy one, though weak demand suggests few people want to.