The pianist sits before her instrument. She carefully extends a front paw, pressing gingerly on a key.

She presses again, and again. She is composing some soul music, because something terrible has happened to her: The vacuum cleaner has come out of the closet.

Yes, my cat is a tortured artist. When Jeeves is moved by something that upsets her — say, I have gotten up when she was comfortable sitting in my lap — she goes to her piano and plays a brief melody.

And then the piano dispenses treats. At night, she prefers to sleep on me.

If I wake up to pee, disturbing her, my bathroom visit is accompanied by a moonlight serenade. She hasn’t mastered chords, though I don’t think the Pet Piano supports them.

Really, her cat-sized instrument/smart feeder only has slightly more than an octave for her to work with. And she is prone to simply pressing the same note over and over, since I don’t think she’s really mastered an ear for melody.

Nonetheless: My cat plays the piano. The hardest part of getting her to play the piano was getting her to press on the keys at allAs far as I can tell, the piano is the work of a YouTuber who has spent years training cats.

(Yes, cats can be trained. ) Jeeves is especially trainable, as she is especially food-motivated.

So far, besides the Pet Piano, she knows “it’s time to feed the cat” means she’ll get wet food; she comes when called; and she begrudgingly tolerates having her nails clipped because she gets the best cat treat of all: meat go-gurt. Jeeves does sometimes try to lift the piano lid and get into the basin where her food is stored.

Fortunately, the piano is well-enough designed that she hasn’t broken in. The idea behind the Pet Piano is that, like all auto-feeders, it can limit how much a cat eats.

) You can, if you want, schedule feedings. It also adds enrichment for bored pets, giving them something to entertain themselves with.

Unlike most other auto-feeders, it’s also nice to look at. Occasionally guests entering my home will squat to play the keys and disc over, to their surprise, they are being rewarded with cat food.

Training Jeeves to play was pretty easy. The app that comes with the piano — because, like everything else now, the cat piano has an app — has a “training mode,” where it requires an increasing number of key presses to dispense treats.